Finden is the MonkeyFX Office Manager. As you can see, she works tirelessly to ensure that all orders are scheduled into the workshop, all emails are answered and everyone gets paid on time. She also mounts occasional campaigns to rename the company to "Pretty Pink Pony Pedals". If she had to sum up MonkeyFX in one word, it'd be "Do you like flowers?".

Chomsky is new to the team. He's taken over PCB layout and operating our new CNC router that creates precision PCBs without any noxious chemicals (though Donkey Monkey still produces those anyway). Chomsky plays the cello and is a former world champion spork-fighter.

Gethro looks after the website for us. As you can see he likes to exercise his creative side, be it with the 'site itself, his "outfits" or just putting his "thoughts" down on paper. Gethro is mostly paid in toilet roll and crayons.

Eponymous is Head Designer at MonkeyFX. He's the brainiac who works out what goes where and why. He's often to be found with his head in a book and is a big fan of R.A.Penfold and his work.

Donkey Monkey is in charge of QA and testing. He ensures that each and every MonkeyFX pedal has just enough mojo (and tang) for your needs and wants. When he's not working, Donkey likes to sniff things.

Furious P Monkey looks after the realisation of Eponymous' designs. He does the prototyping (see him here working on the Moon Balloon), PCB layout and, as you can see, was the model for the MonkeyFX logo. If you want to keep him happy, be sure to include a packet of honeyed banana chips with your order.

Cornford - Parts and Inventory. Cornford is a seasoned procurement expert, and knows all the best places to find top-notch components, from NOS transistors to professional quality jack sockets. As you can see, Cornford's not afraid to get his paws dirty in the search for the very best parts for the very best pedals. Cornford is not affiliated with any amp manufacturer, contrary to popular belief.

Darwin - Complaints and Customer Services. Yes. Darwin is a chimp, not a monkey. But he could pull your arms right off if he wanted, and it's that attitude that makes him perfect for dealing with any order problems or customer dissatisfaction. He also helps with heavy carrying, lifting and "smashing up". Erk.

Finkle - Sales and Marketing. Finkle is a legend amongst the Monkey Markets of Marakesh. He progressed rapidly from selling his own grandmother (four times in one day, three of those to the same mark). Just a year ago he successfully sold him to himself, after haggling down from a pony to a monkey in a rather bizarre double-blind auction. Don't worry though; his contract is tighter than a monkey's grip on the last banana.